Trump presidency redux

Right now at various locations Trump's band of delusional supporters are gathering to celebrate his Second inauguration .It is quite clear that his core supporters have little knowledge of history ,or for that matter anything else, because if they did they did they may have heard of the Babylonian captivity.At one point there was a schism in the Catholic Church that resulted in there being two popes, one in Rome and one in Avignon.Obviously what should be done  today is  The inauguration of Donald Trump at mal de mer, or Jonestown phase 2 ,as it is sometimes known.They could get a retired justice of the peace to swear at me in to office.The next step would be toRepaintTrumps private plane in the colors of red white and blue and then put the insignia of Trump USAOn the fuselage.He would then be ready to begin state visits.An obvious first state visit would be to his bromancer Kim Jong un.Trump could bring a color guard of his proud boys who could mingle with the thugs  that Kim Jong uses.They could learn that it is much more efficientTo simply murder your political opponents and meddlesome relatives rather than wasting your time storming buildings.

Trump and Kim Jong could then enter into a new treaty written on a napkin in which they divide up the world and agree not to shoot missiles at each other.But Kim might say,"You don't have any missiles".Trump would then reveal his secret plan to have Montana and North Dakota secede from the United States and become part of the kingdom of Trump.Those states have lots of Minuteman missile sites.Trump would not have the launch codes but he could maybe hotwire them and get them ready for launching.That might satisfy Kim.They could pledge their mutual admiration for each other.

Trump could then stop off on the way home in MoscowTo see his idol Putin.Put in could give him some tips on how to become a more effective despot and get rid of that meddlesome Constitution.Everyone would know that Trump is back!Praise the lord.